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Sailin' Da South is the second studio album by American rapper E.S.G. from Houston, Texas. It was released on September 12, 1995 via Priority Records, making it his first record on a major label. The album peaked at #29 on the Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums and #19 on the Heatseekers Albums in the US Billboard charts.
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HMS Daedalus was a 19th-century warship of the Royal Navy. She is primarily remembered for a reported sea serpent sighting by her captain and crew in August 1848.
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