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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}

{"fact":"If a cat is frightened, the hair stands up fairly evenly all over the body; when the cat is threatened or is ready to attack, the hair stands up only in a narrow band along the spine and tail.","length":192}

{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}

{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}

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\"Lie\" is the first single by American rock band Black Light Burns from their debut album Cruel Melody. It was released to radio on March 20, 2007.

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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}